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A very sad viking. :c
(Top of his head is sparse. Big O of a sad mouth and /. .\ eyes and eyebrows. Jowls covered by a red beard. Black mustache.)
(Source: inkblotoftheday)
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A samurai.
His helmet has beetle-like horns on the front in place of his eyebrows and a family crest that looks suspiciously like a heart. he’s wearing red eye make-up to match the red armor of his helmet. And he has one of those mustaches. Probably part of the face-guard rather than his actual facial hair, but who knows? I’m not judging a samurai.
(Source: inkblotoftheday)
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Doing another fallback to one of my favorite/standard responses:
This is a blot of an awesome piece of headgear! It’s got a big pretty bow in the front, a short flippy wig. Dangling pearls all over the place. And sort of little antennae on top!
So, I guess this is sort of a retrofuture type of helmet-wig! Like the Jetsons! :3
(Source: inkblotoftheday)
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As is fairly common with me, I see a strange ornament.
This one is two ducks facing opposite each other. Above them is a stand where two chibi moth-kids hold hands while facing one another.
(Source: inkblotoftheday)
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I have let out so many howls because of this, you don’t even know…
(Source: artist-problems)
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I always seem to come back to “ant” don’t I? It’s a close-up of a creepy ant’s head with forelegs.
(Source: inkblotoftheday)
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Reblogging because I love the comments. xD
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLEDRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
CHEERS MATE
CANADIAN VERSION
WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.
USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
EAT SOME BACON
THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
TAKE A SIP.
SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
AMERICAN VERSION
FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
FINNISH VERSION
FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNAIF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE
GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA
DRINK THE VODKA
FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN
RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA
GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS
NORWEGIAN VERSION
BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE
TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE
DRINK COFFEE
…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?
SOUTHERN VERSION
GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH
BOIL THAT SHIT
PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER
ADD SUGAR
KEEP ADDING SUGAR
NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET
WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE
(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)
FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX
ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS
How To Make Tea. In multiple countries.
Southern version is straight up accurate. No lie. If you are putting less than 20 odd cups of sugar into a small pot of tea, you are doing it wrong.
Only problem is the South doesn’t have “Tea”. We have “SweeTea” only one T. If you say sweet tea you’re a goddamn yankee. Or from Florida. Same thing.
I’d actually like to chime in here on the southern tea. My only point of disagreement would be that you could dump a shit ton of ICE into the hot tea, post sugar-adding, and not water. The ice melts and pretty much dilutes the tea, same as the water would, but it gets it to a perfect temp for pouring into a glass over MORE ICE. That’s just how my grandma did it. :D
Also she would stick it in the sun for HOURS for some reason. But it tasted amazing. I always ask for sweet tea when I head north even if they don’t have any. WHY DO THEY OFFER YOU SUGAR AND COLD UNSWEET TEA?? DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SUGAR CRYSTALS DON’T DISSOLVE IN COLD LIQUID??
And wow, don’t even get me started on southern shit. I love it. MY DAD GREW UP WITH AN OUTHOUSE OK. I HAVE STORIES.
Southern shit aside, THIS COMIC IS PURE GOLD. <333
PS: Sweet tea/sweaTea is gross, man. I can’t handle cold tea at all. /forever alone
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Yeah… I’ve bought a few toys (like Barbies) for this purpose, but ended up sending them on to the person whose character they were, so they could make the decision of how to portray their own character.
I have certainly bookmarked/wishlisted some toys I thought would be fun/semi-easy to customize.
And, of course, there are the toys MEANT to be customized that I would dearly love to. (I’m not even referring to bjds here. That’s another issue entirely.)
But the thing is - it can get expensive unless the toy you’re customizing is very cheap so you can afford to make newbie mistakes with them…
My niece, for example, is far too young for Barbies and my mom keeps buying bags of them at a second-hand shop for cheapie-cheap. So maybe I’ll look at Barbies and decide if I want to give it a go. (Probably not. Restoring them properly takes knowledge, time, and dedication. I could probably paint them up like aliens or back-up dancers for Jem and the Holograms, but what I’d really like to do is have a Munny or maybe a cheap (notrare) My Little Pony….)
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Inkblot of the Day #69
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
Lamentation: It’s a shame that #69 didn’t turn out amusingly sexual.
extra points to anyone who can describe something sexual in this inkblot…
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Sorry - I didn’t see anything sexual - though I’m sure I can make it into it after I get through my initial impression! Here goes:
Two fighting Pokemon (most likely Machoke) punch at a lantern or Party Ball.As for making it sexual…
Erm. I think it looks pretty sexual if you just… look at it.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Generally I’d have cut the comments, but they kind of made this even better. xD
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
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idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video
gapes at screen with open mouth
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
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You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
hshfjhsakjfhdskjgfdhsagf I would ship thisWho am I kidding, I already ship this
Tumblr: The place for all your shipping needs.
Seriously, only on tumblr can you find people writing angsty fanfiction between a tree branch and telephone wires.
(Source: wimp.com)
